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October 4, 2003

Rag doll Roy

Roy of 'Siegfried & Roy' is in critical condition after being mauled by one of the duo's tigers during a show on Friday night. The audience didn't even know it was real--they thought it was just another trick when the tiger dragged Roy Horn (the dark-haired one) off the stage by his throat. I guess the $60 million contract is enough to cover the doctor bills.

It was his 59th birthday last night too. See kiddies? Don't play with big mean tigers. Maybe it's time to retire.

Posted by severdia at October 4, 2003 9:57 AM

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